Thursday, July 12, 2007
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Teacher: Ramalingam, Stand up! and give me an example of an amphibianRamalingam: Sir! an example of an amphibian is a FrogTeacher: Ok. Now give me an example of another amphibianRamalingam: Sir!, another example of an amphibian is another frog
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Teacher: Ramalingam, Stand up! and give me an example of an amphibianRamalingam: Sir! an example of an amphibian is a FrogTeacher: Ok. Now give me an example of another amphibianRamalingam: Sir!, another example of an amphibian is another frog
Common Person: Sardar Ji! aap kitne padhe ho?Sardar Ji: BA Common Person: Are bas do letters padhe ho aur woh bhi ulte. 
mamu : yea ford kya hota hay .circuit: bhai yea ford gadi hota hay .mamu : circuit yea oxford kya hota hay .circuit: bhai yea ox bolay to bell or ford bolay to gadi , toa oxford bolay to bellgadi hota hay
teacher to ram: tell me the height of mount Everestram to teacher: i don't know sirteacher : then stand up ram: why sir? if I stand up on the bench will I be able to see the Mt. Everest?
Boy: (to a new girl)Darling,Mero mutu ma aayara basana.Girl: (In very angry mood)Chappal fukalau?Boy: Mero man mandir hoina ,Nafukali aaya hunchha.
Sardarji to Students: A for AppleStudents: Softly - AppleSardarji ( loudly ): Jor So BoloStudents: Jai Mata Di
mamu : yea ford kya hota hay .circuit: bhai yea ford gadi hota hay .mamu : circuit yea oxford kya hota hay .circuit: bhai yea ox bolay to bell or ford bolay to gadi , toa oxford bolay to bellgadi hota hay
teacher to ram: tell me the height of mount Everestram to teacher: i don't know sirteacher : then stand up ram: why sir? if I stand up on the bench will I be able to see the Mt. Everest?
Boy: (to a new girl)Darling,Mero mutu ma aayara basana.Girl: (In very angry mood)Chappal fukalau?Boy: Mero man mandir hoina ,Nafukali aaya hunchha.
Sardarji to Students: A for AppleStudents: Softly - AppleSardarji ( loudly ): Jor So BoloStudents: Jai Mata Di
Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai insan pahele bandar tha,
deskho ghussa mat hona,kyoki jab tum ghussa hoteho to lagta hai insan aaj bhi bandar hai....!!!
priest saw a girl removing her blouseA priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: "God,please close my eyes". When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked .Thistime he prayed God please close your eyes.
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave urfriend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dontshine.
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry
friendship is like a glass when it broke it cannot be mended but if we try to mend it ,it will mend for temporary not permanent......
हाम्रो राष्ट्र गान
सयौँ थुङ्गा फूलका हामी, एउटै माला नेपालीसार्वभौम भई फैलिएका, मेची महाकालीप्रकृतिका कोटीकोटी, सम्पदाको आँचलवीरहरुका रगतले, स्वतन्त्र र अटलज्ञानभूमि, शान्तिभूमि, तराई, पहाड, हिमालअखण्ड यो प्यारो मातृभूमि नेपालबहुल जाति, भाषा, धर्म, संस्कृति छन् विशालअग्रगामी राष्ट्र हाम्रो, जय-जय नेपाल ।
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MY BIO-DATA NAME: NABIN KHADGI
DATE OF BIRTH : 2043/6/29
FATHER NAME : SANUBABU KHADGI
MOTHER NAME : MANMAYA KHADGI
GENDER: MALE
MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE
ETHNICITY: NEWAR
COUNTRY : NEPAL
EDUCATION COMPLETE: INTERMEDIATE
PARMANENT ADDRESS: KAPAN-3,BEKH KATHMANDU NEPAL
LANGUAGE KNOWN : NEPALI, ENGLISH
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